1. Well, Hello, my name is Peggy and I am a porcupine.

I just got a brand new boyfriend but he dances like a swine.

He steps on my toes, pokes quills up my nose

I just love to polka all the time.

2. Pete's my name, and I ain't a polka dancer

But Peg likes to dance,

So I took a chance,

Ordered polka dance lessons from the TV

Only $19.95!

3. We have danced in every forest and we've danced in every land,

We have polka-ed `til we're tired and have worn out every band.

Pete's a won my heart

Knew it from the start,

Polka Porcupines-give them a hand!